I woke up to the sound of geese this morning. While its not anyone’s ideal sound – honking – it makes me feel like Spring is on the way! Don’t get me wrong. I know a Spring blizzard still has to happen. Its the law. In fact, if someone could just foolishly pack up all of their childrens winter gear, I’m pretty sure thats all winter needs to throw its final storm at us. Anyone willing to tempt fate to get things moving?? Anyone??
As soon as I was coherent enough to actually think, I thought of so many angles that I could take blogging about geese.
I had a mental picture of geese flying in a road rage kind of way, honking at one another.
Or maybe geese blowing their noses loudly.
Or just pinching each other’s noses.
Then I figured I could take a slightly off-color angle and call the geese “honky.” But thats a whole racial thing, and I didn’t know if it would go over well.
Beyond these particularly dumb jokes, all I could picture in my head was Michael Scott saying “Bruuuuuce,” except “gooooose!” Ya.
I don’t anticipate a single one of these jokes will land. But I sure hope the geese do.
